Comic strip: a caterer cooks behind a canvas curtain while Jesse waits with cooling slices of lentil loaf, and when Quinn yanks the curtain down it lands on Quinn while the caterer keeps stirring. Casey says, "Yanking the curtain won't stop the pot. Move the station outside."

MSQL_XP Wait Stats: Extended Procedures and External Code

MSQL_XP wait stats measure the time a query waits while an extended stored procedure such as xp_cmdshell or xp_dirtree runs. On Night 20 at the Clipboard Diner, an outside caterer takes over one station behind a curtain. Then two queries show you which session is waiting and which procedure it called, and the fixes move that work outside SQL Server.

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Jesse and Jules pack crates in the basement until they run out of empties, because every full crate is stuck by the truck across a gravel lot. In the last panel Ace brings six more crates while a snail outpaces the driver on the gravel: "More crates hide it. BACKUPIO says fix the road."

BACKUPIO Wait Stats: Why Backups Wait

BACKUPIO wait stats show a backup waiting on its own I/O, either reading the database or writing the backup file. On Night 14 at the Clipboard Diner, the night truck waits for empty crates and a slow gravel lot. You’ll see how BACKUPIO, BACKUPBUFFER and BACKUPTHREAD fit together, how to measure backup speed from msdb, and which fixes to try first, including ZSTD compression in SQL Server 2025.

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