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SQL SERVER – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh – SP

May 28, 2007

SQL, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, SQLAuthority News

SQL Humor, SQL Scripts, SQL Stored Procedure

One of my Friend send me(in email) following stored procedure. I laughed when I read it. Please enjoy it. It is here for amusement purpose only. Never use on development or production server. This is already dangerous you have been warned. CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage @ BrideGroom CHAR(NotBad), @ Bride CHAR(Good)…

SQLAuthority News – Funny One Liners – Humor

May 23, 2007

Pinal Dave

Personal

SQL Humor

Once in a while we should laugh and relax. Here are few of my favorite funny one liners which I often use in my presentations. Let us start-

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

SQL SERVER – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh – T-Shirt

May 21, 2007

Pinal Dave

SQLAuthority News

SQL Error Messages, SQL Humor, SQL Server, SQL T-Shirt

My friend sent me this in an email two days ago as he wanted me to have SQLAuthority T-Shirt with this image. I found it funny, I am not sure if I will have this on SQLAuthority T-Shirts. Please pay attention to the options available to select. I spend more than 3 hours to find the original source as my friend did not remember the source. Let’s see some SQL Humor here:

SQL SERVER – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh – Photo

May 14, 2007

Pinal Dave

SQL, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, SQLAuthority News

SQL Humor

Pay attention to the last line of the ingredients. I found this entry at Worse Than Failure. I found it humorous. Reference : Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com)

SQL SERVER – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh

January 26, 2007

Pinal Dave

SQL, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks

SQL Humor

I have heard this joke from my friend. I always wanted to write it but I was not able to find the source of the joke. This joke I have located on DavidM’s Blog on SQLTeam. It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school The teacher starts…