SQL Server can be a boring subject at times, so here are some fun quotes about technology from Thomas Edison, Douglas Adams and others to lighten the day.
SQL SERVER – Comic Slow Query – SQL Joke
After Community TechDays in Ahmedabad, many asked for the Comic Slow Query strips I showed in my index session. Here are both, one from before and one after.
SQLAuthority News – SQL Server 2008 – The Other Side of Index – Community Tech Days
Tomorrow at Community Tech Days in Ahmedabad I present SQL Server 2008: The Other Side of Index. Indexes are not always the answer for performance. Come say hello.
SQLAuthority News – Humorous SQL Cake – Funny SQL Cake
A few hilarious pictures of a funny SQL cake that readers emailed me over the past two months. Tell me which one you like the most.
The Poll – What is Your Favorite Database?
What is your Favorite Database? I asked SQLAuthority.com readers in a quick poll. The poll is now closed, and SQL Server came out as the clear winner.
SQLAuthority News – Humor – Favorite Website – Funny Image
A funny image about a favorite website that reader David Marsee sent me by email. If you have something funny like this, please send it my way.
SQLAuthority News – SQL Injection – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh
The SQL Injection cartoon readers sent me many times, finally on the blog. Plus a demo of how dynamic SQL opens the door to it, and a way to close it.