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SQL SERVER – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh

Pinal Dave
SQL, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks
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I have heard this joke from my friend. I always wanted to write it but I was not able to find the source of the joke. This joke I have located on DavidM’s Blog on SQLTeam.

It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
The teacher starts off with a role call..

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence] Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence] Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess] Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st”
Reference : Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com)

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Pinal Dave is an SQL Server Performance Tuning Expert and independent consultant with over 21 years of hands-on experience. He holds a Masters of Science degree and numerous database certifications.

Pinal has authored 13 SQL Server database books and 53 Pluralsight courses. To freely share his knowledge and help others build their expertise, Pinal has also written more than 5,600 database tech articles on his blog at https://blog.sqlauthority.com.

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