Explaining a database to non-programmers is a real skill. Here’s my old flash movie story and the plain comparisons that work in any meeting.
Normalization Jokes and the Normal Forms They Make Fun Of
Normalization jokes are funny because they are true. Here are the classics in my own words, and the first three normal forms they poke fun at.
Last Line of a SQL Script: The Joke Every DBA Has Lived
The last line of a SQL script decides whether your work is saved, rolled back, or still holding locks. Here are the classic endings and how to check them.
SQL SERVER – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh
A short SQL joke I found on DavidM’s blog on SQLTeam: roll call at DBMS school, and MySQL rushes in late because it thought it was February 31st.