Consulting

I don’t fix it for you. I fix it with you.

For more than two decades I have helped teams make SQL Server fast, and I have done it for over 400 customers without ever asking for a password. Lately the same teams bring a second question: how do we use AI with our data without getting fooled by it?

This page has both. Pick what fits, and we work on your real system over Zoom, with your hands on the keyboard and every script staying with you.

Every engagement below is USD 2,432, fixed price. Anything that does not fit a box is USD 650 per hour. No retainers, no long contracts.

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Your Options

Option 1Comprehensive Database Performance Health CheckYour slow server, fixed together in up to 4 hours. USD 2,432.
Option 2SQL Server Performance Tuning Practical WorkshopYour whole team learns tuning through live demos. USD 2,432 per class.
Option 3AI Enablement Workshop for Data TeamsWhere AI saves your team hours, and where it costs you. USD 2,432.
Option 4On-Demand Expert HourA second opinion, or an urgent problem that cannot wait. USD 650 per hour.

How I Work

Your server stays in your hands.

I never ask for usernames or passwords and never take remote control. You run everything while I guide. Here is why.

You keep every script.

Every script, checklist and prompt we use is yours to keep and reuse. Here is why.

You learn it once.

My goal is that the same problem never brings you back to me. Here is why.

AI gets checked, not trusted.

No hype, no doom. Every AI suggestion is tested against your real system before it goes anywhere near production.

SQL Server Performance and AI for Data Teams

Two kinds of help, one way of working: your real system, your hands on the keyboard, and every script and checklist staying with you. Pick the side that sounds like your week, or both.

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SQL Server Performance

Your server is not cursed. It just needs a tune-up.

Most slow servers I see have the same handful of problems, and most fixes need no downtime and no restart. Sound familiar?

  • Queries that were fast last week
  • CPU high for no clear reason
  • Deadlocks and timeouts
  • A log file that will not stop growing
  • Indexes nobody touched in years
  • Plans that make no sense

Over 400 customers fixed this with me over Zoom. Nobody shared a password, and every script we used stayed with them.

Two of these sound like your week? Start with Option 1, the Health Check.

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AI for Data Teams

AI writes fast. Somebody still has to check it.

I test AI on real SQL Server work in public. With clients it pulls business rules out of old code. Sound familiar?

  • AI-written SQL shipped unchecked
  • Index advice nobody tested
  • Is it safe to paste this into a chatbot?
  • Data that must never leave the building
  • A boss asking for an AI plan by Friday
  • Reviews piling up faster than code

We check every AI answer against your system first. Your data stays put, and every prompt and checklist stays with you.

Two of these sound like your team? Start with Option 3, the AI Workshop.

Option 1

Comprehensive Database Performance Health Check

Your server is slow and you want it fast, without handing over credentials.

Up to 4 hours on Zoom. Most fixes start within the first 75 minutes.

  • Server, instance and database settings
  • Index analysis, optimization and maintenance
  • Execution plans, wait statistics and I/O
  • TempDB, data and log files, DBCC best practices
  • A clear action plan, and every script we used

USD 2,432  Full details

Option 2

SQL Server Performance Tuning Practical Workshop

No PowerPoint. Just live demos and two games your team will not forget.

3 to 4 hours, live on Zoom, for your whole team.

  • Indexing worst practices and how to fix them
  • WhichIndex: a game about multi-column indexes
  • Don’t Change Code: a game about functions, views and indexes
  • Your server, your questions
  • Every script from the workshop

USD 2,432 per class

Option 3

AI Enablement Workshop for Data Teams

Where AI saves your team hours, and where it quietly costs you.

Up to 4 hours on Zoom. DBAs, developers and managers together.

  • Using AI on query tuning and execution plans, with your own examples
  • Checking AI-written SQL and AI index suggestions before they reach production
  • What should never be pasted into a chat window, and when local models make sense
  • Giving AI the right context: structure and summaries, not raw data
  • For managers: why checking, not making, is now the bottleneck
  • A one page team checklist you keep

USD 2,432

Option 4

On-Demand Expert Hour

For everything that does not fit a box above:

  • A second opinion before a big migration or design decision
  • An urgent performance problem that cannot wait
  • A follow-up after any engagement on this page
  • Checking a vendor’s or an AI tool’s recommendation before you act on it

USD 650 per hour

Read How I Work First

Questions People Ask

Prefer to watch first? Here is a video from me, and the answers to what people usually ask are right below it.

Can I see how you teach before booking?
Of course. Watch my free training videos, or subscribe to my YouTube channel for SQL in Sixty Seconds. I promise the subject is more fun than it sounds.

Do you need access to our server or our data?
No. We work over Zoom while you share your screen. I never ask for usernames or passwords, and nothing is copied off your systems.

Will AI see our data?
Only if you decide it should. Most sessions work with structure and summaries rather than rows, and local models keep everything on your own machine.

Who should join?
Anyone who touches the system: DBAs, developers, analysts, and the manager who signs off. The workshops work best with the whole team in the room.

Can we combine engagements?
Yes. A Health Check followed by the Practical Workshop works well, and the AI Enablement Workshop fits on another day. Each one is priced on its own.

What if four hours is not enough?
Book a second engagement or add hourly time. There are no retainers and no long contracts.

How do we pay?
Credit card, debit card, bank transfer or PayPal. Once payment is made and the meeting is scheduled, it is not refundable.

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My book on AI

AI: Nobody’s in There. But we’re still in here.

30 Essays on Judgment, Learning, and Work

Thirty short essays, two to five minutes each, on living and working alongside AI. No hype. No doom. It is the thinking behind every AI session on this page.

Paperback, Kindle and audiobook.

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Getting Started

1. Email me

Write to pinal@sqlauthority.com with the engagement you want (or your problem in a few lines), your SQL Server versions, your company name and your time zone.

2. Pick a slot

I reply with the earliest available times and the payment options.

3. Join on Zoom

You receive a Zoom invite to share with your team, and we get to work.