Once in a while we should laugh and relax. Here are few of my favorite funny one liners which I often use in my presentations. Let us start-
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Isn’t it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
I’ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I’ll start calling them traditions.
It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
There are two rules for success: 1) Don’t tell all you know.
Reference : Pinal Dave (http://blog.SQLAuthority.com)