SQL SERVER – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh – T-Shirt

My friend sent me this in an email two days ago as he wanted me to have SQLAuthority T-Shirt with this image. I found it funny, I am not sure if I will have this on SQLAuthority T-Shirts. Please pay attention to the options available to select. I spend more than 3 hours to find the original source as my friend did not remember the source. Let’s see some SQL Humor here:

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Trust me, this I find very funny. Here are few funny quotes related to SQL I found online and I would like to share with you here.

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Joke 1:

It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
The teacher starts off with a role call..

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence] Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence] Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess] Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st”

Joke 2:

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
sp underscore
sp underscore who?
spid1, spid2, spid3….

Joke 3:

DBA#1 “How many developers work at your office?”
DBA#2 “Oh, about half of them!”

Reference: Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com)

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  • A friend of mine who is a SQL Server Savvy was cursing one day in the office. I saw that he was typing a query in notepad and pressing the F5 and shouting, “Who replaced this query with the current date and time?”

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  • How to retrieve the last stored recrd in the table using keyword in sql server?

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