My friend sent me this in an email two days ago as he wanted me to have SQLAuthority T-Shirt with this image. I found it funny, I am not sure if I will have this on SQLAuthority T-Shirts. Please pay attention to the options available to select. I spend more than 3 hours to find the original source as my friend did not remember the source. Let’s see some SQL Humor here:
Trust me, this I find very funny. Here are few funny quotes related to SQL I found online and I would like to share with you here.
It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
The teacher starts off with a role call..
Teacher: SQL Server?
[Silence] Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence] Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess] Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st”
sp underscore who?
spid1, spid2, spid3….
DBA#1 “How many developers work at your office?”
DBA#2 “Oh, about half of them!”
Reference: Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com)