The SQL cartoon contest is back, with Amazon gift cards and a Star Wars R2-D2 remote control toy to win. Here is how you can take part.
SQLAuthority News – Today is First April – April Fool’s Day
It is April Fool’s Day, so no technical post today. I share some funny prank images a friend emailed me and invite you to share your own good laughs.
SQL SERVER – 32 Bit – 64 Bit – HTML5 – Database Backup Restore
At TechEd India I overheard two attendees wondering if HTML5 will work on 64-bit machines, and it got funnier from there. A light story, all in good humor.
SQL SERVER – A Funny Cartoon on Index
A Funny Cartoon about a conversation on indexes I hear at nearly every performance tuning job. Indexes do not solve every problem, and here is what else to check.
SQLAuthority News – Funny Technology Quotes – Humor
I am including a few of the interesting quotes today. Let us see Funny Technology Quotes. Here are few interesting new lessons.
SQLAuthority News – SQL Funny Quotes
A collection of SQL funny quotes from friends and user group members. What happens when Dad loses his car keys? Parent keys not found!
SQLAuthority News – MS Access Database is the Way to Go – April 1st Humor
An April Fool’s Day post: a friend emailed me reasons to use MS Access instead of SQL Server, and not one of them was valid. Read them for a laugh.







