This is my favorite Dilbert. Dilbert is an American comic strip written and illustrated by Scott Adams, first published in the year 1969.
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Yesterday I had posted my 300th post and I missed the announcement. One of my reader sent me following Image in email congratulating SQLAuthority blog for completing 300th post and also informing me that it has been long time I have posted something funny. I have written few articles about…
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In meeting with DBA friends one of my friend suggested while searching for “MSSQL Client” Microsoft returns you suggestion as “MySQL Client“. I did not believe it so I tested it myself. He was correct. Here is the screen shot. Reference : Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com)
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15 Signs to Identify Bad DBA They think it is bug in SQL Server when two NULL values compared with each other but SQL Server does not say they equal to each other. They do not rename the trigger name thinking it will not work after it is rename. They…
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Few days ago, in meeting I was forced to answer one of the question from non-programmer was considered as funny quotes for long time. “Yes it is latest year 2005 version of SQL Server – still it will not play your flash movie” — Pinal Dave (SQLAuthority.com) Many of following…
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While searching WIKI I came across this oracle WIKI. I found this very funny. I have taken few quotes from this site. There are lot more stuff there. The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the…
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