SQLAuthority News – Fun Quotes about Technology

SQLAuthority News - Fun Quotes about Technology igotyourback-1 SQL Server can be boring subject many times. In this blog post, let us see some of the fun quotes.

Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.
– Thomas Edison

First, we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
– Douglas Adams

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
– R. Buckminster Fuller

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
– R. Buckminster Fuller

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication.
– Libby Larsen

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
– B.F. Skinner

Please, no matter how we advance technologically, please don’t abandon the book. There is nothing in our material world more beautiful than the book.
– Patti Smith

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate.
– Alvin Toffler

Reference: Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com)

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  • I cannot thank you and @MidnightDBA enough for providing these. It helps a lot especially on days when you cannot seem to think right. Much appreciated.

  • Thank you pinal for sharing the cheat sheet.

  • Hey pinal Thanks for all your articles those were very helpful in the past… I just have a question

    Is there any way to capture user details thru Change Data Capture(CDC) in sql server 2008 bcoz I am only getting DML information. Could you please help me in this issue…..

    Thanks in Advance

  • Pinal any more cheat sheets left??? Can you send me one plz (PDF). I really really like the one you mentioned earlier glossy paper one, but now I adjust with pdf (I print it out at my work place)

  • Thanks for sharing this useful document, I also sent this post to colleague of mine, he is a DBA.

  • Thanks you very much for sharing this.

  • getting an error resource cannot be found.

  • I too am getting an error. 404 – Resource cannot be found.

  • Can you please provide again the –SQL Server Cheat Sheet from MidnightDBA


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