SQLAuthority News – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh – Funny Quotes

Following is the collection of some funny quotes regarding computers. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Rich Cook. UNIX is basically a simple operating…
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SQLAuthority News – Job Description of Database Administrator (DBA) or Database Developer

Job Description of Database Administrator (DBA) or Database Developer Develop standards and guidelines to guide the use and acquisition of software and to protect vulnerable information. Modify existing databases and database management systems or direct programmers and analysts to make changes. Test programs or databases, correct errors and make necessary…
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