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SQL SERVER – Fix : Error : Server: Msg 544, Level 16, State 1, Line 1 Cannot insert explicit value for identity column in table

Error Message: Server: Msg 544, Level 16, State 1, Line 1 Cannot insert explicit value for identity column in table when IDENTITY_INSERT is set to OFF. This error message appears when you try to insert a value into a column for which the IDENTITY property was declared, but without having…
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SQL SERVER – 2005 Change Database Compatible Level – Backward Compatibility

sp_dbcmptlevel Sets certain database behaviors to be compatible with the specified version of SQL Server. Example: ----SQL Server 2005 database compatible level to SQL Server 2000 EXEC sp_dbcmptlevel AdventureWorks, 80; GO ----SQL Server 2000 database compatible level to SQL Server 2005 EXEC sp_dbcmptlevel AdventureWorks, 90; GO Version of SQL Server…
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SQLAuthority News – Author Visit – Meeting with Readers – Top Three Features of SQL SERVER 2005

Lots of travelers are visiting to Las Vegas due to long weekend of Memorial Day. I was invited to dinner meeting by two of my readers. It was wonderful discussion with them. We primarily discussed about scalability and upgrading issues about SQL Server. I received feedback about SQLAuthority.com site. There…
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SQL SERVER – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh – SP

One of my Friend send me(in email) following stored procedure. I laughed when I read it. Please enjoy it. It is here for amusement purpose only. Never use on development or production server. This is already dangerous you have been warned. CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage @ BrideGroom CHAR(NotBad), @ Bride CHAR(Good)…
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