Once in a while it is a good idea to take a step away from SQL Server and Technology and have some relax time with funny and interesting things from the web. I am including a few of the interesting quotes today. Let us see Funny Technology Quotes.
“User” is the word used by the computer professional when they mean “idiot.”
– Dave Barry
Each time I shut my computer down, I throw my head back in maniacal laughter and scream “Fool! I was only using you!”
– Bridger Winegar
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
– Andy Borowitz
The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called “LinkedIn.”
– Dave Barry
What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK.
– Dave Barry
Technology has really changed parenting. There’s a whole generation of kids whose only childhood memory of their dad will be his bald spot bent over a Blackberry.
– Kate Deimling
Facebook’s new relationship status option: “No longer able to interact with actual people”
– Andy Borowitz
I hope you have enjoyed Funny Technology Quotes.
Reference: Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com), Twitter.
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Thanks for puting my article as Guest post
Hi Pinal/Dhananjay,
It was nice and happy that I could attend your sessions at ahamedabad. Even though I am more into in SQL I did listen and made some notes about Dhananjay’s WCF session. And I could meet only Dhananjay that day, but not Pinal or Jacob. Both were surrounded by questions and people after the session. I could get a moment to meet Dhanjay and say a “Hi”.
I thought Dhananjay is from Kerala, because 2-3 times Pinal mentioned that he came from “Thrvanthram” (Thiru-Anantha-Puram) :)).
Anyway, Pinal/Dhananjay/Jacob, It was great. Looking for another session to attend soon.
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