SQLAuthority News – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh – Funny Quotes

Following is the collection of some funny quotes regarding computers. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Rich Cook. UNIX is basically a simple operating…
Read More

SQLAuthority News – Microsoft SQL Server 2000 MSIT Configuration Pack for Configuration Manager 2007

Microsoft SQL Server 2000 MSIT Comprehensive Configuration Pack for Configuration Manager 2007 This configuration pack contains configuration items intended to manage your SQL Server 2000 server roles, and was developed based on settings used by Microsoft IT in the configuration of these server roles. Microsoft SQL Server 2000 MSIT Intermediate…
Read More

SQL SERVER – 2005 – Database Table Partitioning Tutorial – How to Horizontal Partition Database Table

I have received calls from my DBA friend who read my article SQL SERVER – 2005 – Introduction to Partitioning. He suggested that I should write a simple tutorial about how to horizontal partition database table. Here is a simple tutorial which explains how a table can be partitioned.

Read More

SQLAuthority News – Download Microsoft SQL Server 2005 Assessment Configuration Pack

Microsoft SQL Server 2005 Assessment Configuration Pack for Gramm-Leach Bliley Act (GLBA) This configuration pack contains configuration items intended to help you establish and validate a desired configuration for your SQL 2005 servers in order to support your Gramm-Leach Bliley Act compliance efforts. Microsoft SQL Server 2005 Assessment Configuration Pack…
Read More