I received the following interesting images in email during the past 2 months. I think they are superbly hilarious! I received them from various people at different times, so their is unknown.
Let me know which of the following images you find the most interesting.
Hope you enjoyed watching them!
Reference : Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com)
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The last cake needs a “–” at the end ;)
All of them are pretty nerdy stupid :-) Can we at least eat a cake without worrying about software bugs? Why not a single cake’s author thought about defining XSD to at least make the XML fail proof??? Eating any of these cakes would me me both fat and depressed…
Help, please! Mi boyfriend is a DBa and I love the idea of making him a cake like this but I’m clueless when it comes to these codes. Can someone give me the exact code for the 2nd and 3rd cake? I would really appreciate it :-)