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SQL SERVER – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh

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I have heard this joke from my friend. I always wanted to write it but I was not able to find the source of the joke. This joke I have located on DavidM’s Blog on SQLTeam. It is a short SQL joke about roll call at a DBMS school.

SQL SERVER - SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh

It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
The teacher starts off with a role call..

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence] Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence] Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess] Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st”

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