Here are few SQL Funny Quotes.
Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?
A. ‘Parent keys not found!’
SQLAuthority News – SQL Server Technology Evangelists and Evangelism
This is the exact conversation that I had with three people during the recent SQL Server Public Training. Person 1: “Are you an SQL Server Evangelist?” Pinal : “No, but Vinod Kumar is.” Person 1: “Who are you?” Person 2: “He is Pinal, haha!” Person 1: “I know that, but…
Read MoreSQLAuthority News – Whitepaper – SQL Azure vs. SQL Server
SQL Server and SQL Azure are two Microsoft Products which goes almost together. There are plenty of misconceptions about SQL Azure. I have seen enough developers not planning for SQL Azure because they are not sure what exactly they are getting into. Some are confused thinking Azure is not powerful…
Read MoreSQLAuthority News – Virtual Launch Event for Office 2010 – Contest – Win MS Office License
Office products are integral products of any PC. I accept that without Office Suites, I can not survive or make enough leaving. I am blogger and use word to create my blogs. I am SQL Server Trainer and I use PowerPoint as my presentation tool. I am SQL Server consultant…
Read MoreSQLAuthority News – Downloads Available for Microsoft SQL Server Compact 3.5
There are few downloads released for Microsoft SQL Server Compact 3.5. Here is quick lists of the same. Microsoft SQL Server Compact 3.5 Service Pack 2 for Windows Desktop SQL Server Compact 3.5 SP2 is an embedded database that allows developers to build robust applications for Windows desktops and mobile…
Read More
SQLAuthority News – Professional Development and Community
I was recently invited by Hyderabad Techies to deliver a keynote for their 16-day online session called TECH THUNDERS. This event has been running from May 15 and will continue up to the end of the month May 30). There would be a total of 30 sessions. In every evening of those 16 day, there will be either one or two sessions from several noted industry experts. It is the same group which has received the Microsoft Community Impact Award as the Best User Group in India as for developers. This was my opportunity to talk about Professional Development.
SQLAuthority News – Updated Favorite Scripts and Best Articles Page
I have been writing on this blog for around 4 years now and have contributed with more than 1300 blog posts. Many times, I have been asked regarding what is my most favorite article or which is the most essential script for developers and DBA. This is very difficult to…
Read More