SQL Contest – Win USD 300 Worth Gift – Cartoon Contest is Back

There are two excellent contests and we have lots of winning to do this year end. In this blog post we are going to have a cartoon contest again.

1) Win USD 25 Amazon Gift Cards (10 Units)

This is very simple, you just have to download SQL Server DB Optimizer. That’s it!

There are only two conditions:

  1. You must have a valid email address. As USD 25 Amazon Gift Card will be sent to the same address.
  2. Download DB Optimizer between today and Dec 8, 2012.

Every day one winner will be notified about their winning USD 25 Amazon Gift Cards for next 10 days.

2) Win Star Wars R2-D2 Inflatable R/C

This the coolest thing to win. I personally want one, but as I am running a contest, I can’t  participate.

You get this cool Remote Controlled Device – you just have to answer following cartoon contest. Read the complete story and think what will be the answer provided by the smart employee.

There are only two conditions:

  1. Leave your answer in the comment area of this blog post (every comment will be hidden till Dec 8, 2012).
  2. Please leave your answer in the comment area between today and Dec 8, 2012.

Remember, you can participate as many times as you want. Make sure that your answer is correct and creative. The most creative answer will be selected. The decision of contest owner will be final. We may have runner’s up prices, but for the moment, let us try to win R2-D2.

Now here is the cartoon story, please follow the story and complete the very last cartoon template. Your answer should be correct and should be creative. However, the ideal answer will not be longer than one or two sentences.

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Well, Leave your answer in the comment area of this blog post. If you do not win R2D2, trust me there are chances you may win a surprise gift from me. Remember your answer should be correct and should be creative. However, the ideal answer will not be longer than one or two sentences.

Last day to participate in both of the contest is Dec 8, 2012. We will announce the winner during the week of December 10.

Reference: Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com)

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  • DB Optimizer XE3 …i wan2 win toy…..

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  • I used embarcodero optimizer tool because it makes our life east to identify bottlenecks.

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  • I used Embarcadero’s “DB Optimizer Professional for SQL Server” Tool because “I am using it since 3 months, and Its worth every penny. With help of this tool, its really quick and easy to discover the issue, diagnose it and resolve it.”

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  • srivenkateshwara
    November 30, 2012 11:51 am

    DB Powerstudio XE3

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    I would say that using a 3rd party tool can help the Jr. DBA. But if you cannot solve performance issues with SQL Profiler – then someone needs some education in the basics of SQL Server management.

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  • DB Optimizer XE3

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