There are two excellent contests and we have lots of winning to do this year end. In this blog post we are going to have a cartoon contest again.
1) Win USD 25 Amazon Gift Cards (10 Units)
This is very simple, you just have to download SQL Server DB Optimizer. That’s it!
There are only two conditions:
- You must have a valid email address. As USD 25 Amazon Gift Card will be sent to the same address.
- Download DB Optimizer between today and Dec 8, 2012.
Every day one winner will be notified about their winning USD 25 Amazon Gift Cards for next 10 days.
2) Win Star Wars R2-D2 Inflatable R/C
This the coolest thing to win. I personally want one, but as I am running a contest, I can’t participate.
You get this cool Remote Controlled Device – you just have to answer following cartoon contest. Read the complete story and think what will be the answer provided by the smart employee.
There are only two conditions:
- Leave your answer in the comment area of this blog post (every comment will be hidden till Dec 8, 2012).
- Please leave your answer in the comment area between today and Dec 8, 2012.
Remember, you can participate as many times as you want. Make sure that your answer is correct and creative. The most creative answer will be selected. The decision of contest owner will be final. We may have runner’s up prices, but for the moment, let us try to win R2-D2.
Now here is the cartoon story, please follow the story and complete the very last cartoon template. Your answer should be correct and should be creative. However, the ideal answer will not be longer than one or two sentences.
Well, Leave your answer in the comment area of this blog post. If you do not win R2D2, trust me there are chances you may win a surprise gift from me. Remember your answer should be correct and should be creative. However, the ideal answer will not be longer than one or two sentences.
Last day to participate in both of the contest is Dec 8, 2012. We will announce the winner during the week of December 10.
Reference: Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com)
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I used Embarcadero DB Optimizer XE3 tool because quickly discovering, diagnosing, and optimizing poor-performing SQL
DB optimizer XE3
i used Embarcadero DB Optimizer™ XE3 tool because it makes me to take my girlfriend to movie…:)
it is heterogeneous tool, It changes our bad state (Blank, Bewildered, Confused, Depressed, Exhausted, Irritated) to (Jubilant, Rejuvenated, Optimistic and THANKFUL) with easy-to-use IDE.
Hi Pinal,
Glad to see these kind of creativity stuffs in your blogs. I think this is the answer that might given:
“I used Embarcadero’s DB Optimizer Tool because this tool quickly discover, diagnose, and optimize poor-performing SQL.”
Thanks,
Anil Maharjan
DB Optimizer tool because I would like to gift an Amazon gift card to my girl friend.
Optimization and integrity checks for the database done.
Wonderful, performs well
Hi Pinal,
Here’s what i’d have said to my boss :-)
I used Embarcadero’s DB Optimizer XE3 Tool because I couldn’t afford to lose the status of being so rare, i.e. being a DBA and having a girlfriend at the same time :-)
And to make sure that i can get a go ahead from my boss for moving from a trial version to full license i’d have used this one:
I used Embarcadero’s DB Optimizer XE3 Tool because time is money and with such a vast set of carefully designed features there’s no chance of losing time or money with DB optimizer :-)
Drop the database and make it again
Embarcadero® DB Optimizer™ because it maximizes database and application performance by quickly discovering, diagnosing, and optimizing poor-performing SQL and is free …
I used Embarcadero’s DB Optimizer Tool Because its heterogeneous tool that maximizes database and application performance by quickly discovering, diagnosing, and optimizing poor-performing SQL.
DB Optimizer XE tool
Database Management & Optimization Tools (Rapid SQL XE3) because it helps developers and DBAs produce high performance SQL code at lightening speeds
I used Embarcardero’s Performance Management and 24/7 Monitoring Tool because first it restarts the server
“… DB Optimizer BECAUSE I am a master of efficiency. Also, I quit.”
I used Embarcadero’s DB “Optimizer XE Pro” Tool because I have to go for for movie ;-)
I used Embarcadero’s DB Optimizer XE3 Tool because it is a heterogeneous tool that maximizes database and application performance by quickly discovering, diagnosing, and optimizing poor-performing SQL.
I used Embarcadero’s DB Optimizer XE3 Tool because it helps database administrators and developers simplify, automate and report on database changes to streamline development cycles, ensuring availability, performance and compliance.
i used embarcadero DB Optimizer XE3 tool because it Manage all DBMSes from a Single Window. It simplify daily database development, administration, and optimization tasks so i can deliver improved performance with less time and effort.