Personal Notes – Random Thoughts and Random Ideas

Personal Notes - Random Thoughts and Random Ideas bluelemon There are days when I keep on wondering about SQL, and even my life overall. Let us see some random thoughts and random ideas. Today is Saturday so I decided to write about SQL Server. Just like any other mornings, I woke up at 5 and opened my blog editor. I usually do not open Twitter or Facebook when I am planning to focus on my work, as they are little distractions for me. But today I opened my Twitter account and came across a very interesting quote from a friend:

‘Can I expect you to be different today?’

Well, I think it was a very powerful quote for me to read first thing on a new day. This quote froze me for a while and made me think, “Do I really want to write about an SQL Server tip, or something different?”  After a little thinking, I’ve realized that for today I would go on and write something different. I am going to write about a few of the ideas and thoughts I had yesterday. After writing all these, I realized that if I am thinking so much in a day, and if I write a blog post of my random musing of the week or month, it can be so long (and boring).

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Here are some of my random thoughts I’d like to share with you:

  • When the airplane lands, why does everybody get up and try to rush out when their luggage would be coming probably 20-30 minutes later?
  • I really do not like this question when it was asked to me: “SQL Server is not using an optimal index which I just created – how can I force it?” I am not going elaborate on this statement but you are allowed to in the comment section.
  • Why do some people wish Good Morning even when they meet us after 4 PM?
  • Can I optimize a query so much that it gives me a result before I execute it?
  • Is it corruption when someone does their personal household work at the office?
  • The lane where I drive is always the slowest lane.
  • Why waste time on correcting others when there are a lot of pending improvements for ourselves?
  • If I have to get a Tattoo, which SQL Server Execution Plan symbol should I get?
  • Why do I reach office so early that the coffee machine is yet running its daily cleaning job?
  • Why does every laptop have a ‘Page Up’ key at different locations on the keyboard?
  • While I like color movies, I really appreciate black and white photographs.
  • I do not appreciate statements like, “If I receive your books in PDF, I will spread it to many people to give you much greater exposure. So would you please send them to me ASAP?”
  • Do not tell me, “Why does the database grow back after shrinking it every day?” I suggest you use “Search this blog” for the explanation.
  • Petrol prices are currently at INR 74. I hope the rate remains there.

Let me ask you the same question which started my day today:

 “Can I expect you to be different today?”

Reference: Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com)

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  • Dhiraj Gupta (@_dhirajgupta)
    October 22, 2011 10:42 am

    Great Thoughts with Database and Petrol Touch :D

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  • Feodor Georgiev
    October 22, 2011 1:54 pm

    Here are the replies to some of your questions in a blog post:

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  • Great post man. Made me laugh out loud. I’m going to now think about your SQL server tattoo

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  • why do i learn something new about SQL Server everyday at work ?

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  • “When the airplane lands, why does everybody get up and try to rush out when their luggage would be coming probably 20-30 minutes later?”

    ha ha yes its true ..

    I am going to get Asp.net Tattoo ;-)

    Also it happens to me that whichever lane I go to just get slower after I move there.

    Anyway great post

    Reply

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