SQLAuthority News – Microsoft Most Valuable Professional Award for SQL Server – MVP

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  Viral Jain

  March 5, 2009 2:00 pm

  Hi Pinal,

  What would you suggest as tricks for becoming MVP?

  Thanks in advance for your suggestions?

  Viral

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  Brian Tkatch

  March 5, 2009 8:10 pm

  @Viral

  A trick for becoming MVP? Go to the MVP website, and type in: ‘; INSERT INTO MVP..Professional(First_Name, Last_Name) VALUES ‘Viral’, Jain’; —

  Let me know if it works :)

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  Imran Mohammed

  March 6, 2009 11:31 am

  @Brain TKatch

  By doing that definitely you cannot become MVP, ( because there is syntax error ), may be you should try this,

  INSERT INTO MVP..Professional(First_Name, Last_Name) VALUES (‘Viral’, ‘Jain’) ;

  If there are no more MVP position’s available for this year then try doing this,

  DELETE FROM MVP..Professional
  WHERE First_Name not in ( ‘Viral’)
  and Last_Name not in ( ‘Jain’)

  GO

  Use MVP
  alter table Professional
  add constraint CK_FirstName check ( First_Name = ‘Viral’)

  GO

  Use MVP
  alter table Professional
  add constraint CK_LastName check ( Last_Name = ‘Jain’)

  INSERT INTO MVP..Professional(First_Name, Last_Name) VALUES (‘Viral’, ‘Jain’) ;

  IF @@Error = 0
  PRINT ‘ Congracts You are the only MVP for this year and for all years from now on…’

  GO

  I wish I could be as lucky as Pinal Dave to become MVP and to meet the Master of Master’s for SQL Server. I could only dream…..

  Regards,
  IM.

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  Viral Jain

  March 8, 2009 8:03 pm

  Hey Brian and Imran,

  Thanks for your innovative solutions. I can see you at abysmal depth.

  Anyway, my question was targeted to Pinal not to you! Do you like answer for him?

  Viral.

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  Viral Jain

  March 8, 2009 8:08 pm

  Oh, I am sure you went to dictionary, didnt you??

  In any case, I think Pinal knows me (or rather I know Pinal) and I am surprised that he allows such notes on his page!!!

  Thanks,
  Viral.

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