Here are few SQL Funny Quotes. I have collected this from various friends and user group friends.
Question: What if your Dad loses his car keys?
Answer: ‘Parent keys not found!’
Question: What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one?
Answer: ‘Duplicate value on index!’
Question: What if the golf ball doesn’t get into the hole at all?
Answer: ‘Value larger than specified precision!’
Question: What if you try to freak out with somebody else’s girlfriend and being kicked out?
Answer: ‘Insufficient privileges on the specified object!’
Question: What if you don’t get any response from the girl next door?
Answer: ‘No data found!’ or ‘ Query caused no rows retrieved!’
Question: What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too?
Answer: ‘SELECT INTO returns too many rows!’
Question: What if you dial a wrong number?
Answer: ‘Invalid number’ or ‘ Object doesn’t exist!’
Question: What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you?
Answer: ‘Discrete transaction failed!’
Question: What if you see ‘theatre full’ when you go to a movie?
Answer: ‘Maximum number of users exceeded!’
Question: What if you are tall and try to crawl into a mini?
Answer: ‘Inserted value too large for column’
Do add more quotes if you find them.
Reference: Pinal Dave (http://blog.sqlauthority.com)