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In meeting with DBA friends one of my friend suggested while searching for “MSSQL Client” Microsoft returns you suggestion as “MySQL Client“. I did not believe it so I tested it myself. He was correct. Here is the screen shot.

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Reference : Pinal Dave (https://blog.sqlauthority.com)

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Pinal Dave is an SQL Server Performance Tuning Expert and independent consultant with over 22 years of hands-on experience. He holds a Masters of Science degree and numerous database certifications.

Pinal has authored 14 SQL Server database books and 92 Pluralsight courses. To freely share his knowledge and help others build their expertise, Pinal has also written more than 5,800 database tech articles on his blog at https://blog.sqlauthority.com.

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