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One of my Friend send me(in email) following stored procedure. I laughed when I read it. Please enjoy it. It is here for amusement purpose only. Never use on development or production server. This is already dangerous you have been warned. Consider it pure SQL humor.

SQL SERVER - SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh - SP

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom CHAR(NotBad),
@ Bride CHAR(Good)
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride
FROM india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'
AND
CarCount > 2
AND
HouseStatus ='TwoStoreyed'
AND
BrideEduStatus='PG or Above'
AND
HavingBrothers='NO'
AND
HavingSisters ='No'
AND
AllowRelocate ='YES'
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed
VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO

When the girl comes to know about the above code she writes the below given query:
DROP HIM

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