SQLAuthority News – SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh – Database Dilbert
This is my favorite Dilbert. Dilbert is an American comic strip written and illustrated by Scott Adams, first published in the year 1969.
SQLAuthority News – Microsoft SQL Server 2005 MSIT Three Configuration Pack for Configuration Manager 2007
SQL SERVER – DBCC CHECKDB Introduction and Explanation – DBCC CHECKDB Errors Solution
DBCC CHECKDB checks the logical and physical integrity of all the objects in the specified database. If DBCC CHECKDB ran on database user should not run DBCC CHECKALLOC, DBCC CHECKTABLE, and DBCC CHECKCATALOG on database as DBCC CHECKDB includes all the three command. Usage of these included DBCC commands is listed below.
SQL SERVER – FIX : ERROR Msg 1803 The CREATE DATABASE statement failed. The primary file must be at least 2 MB to accommodate a copy of the model database
SQLAuthority News – The Equations of Relativist
SQL SERVER – FIX : ERROR Msg 5174 Each file size must be greater than or equal to 512 KB
Pinal Dave is an SQL Server Performance Tuning Expert and independent consultant with over 24 years of hands-on experience. He holds a Masters of Science degree and numerous database certifications.
Pinal has authored 14 SQL Server database books and 109 Pluralsight courses. To freely share his knowledge and help others build their expertise, Pinal has also written more than 5,800 database tech articles on his blog at https://blog.sqlauthority.com.
Pinal is an experienced and dedicated professional with a deep commitment to flawless customer service. If you need help with any SQL Server Performance Tuning Issues, please feel free to reach out at pinal@sqlauthority.com.
Pinal is also a CrossFit Level 1 Trainer (CF-L1) and CrossFit Level 2 Trainer (CF-L2).
Nupur Dave is a social media enthusiast and an independent consultant. She primarily focuses on the database domain, helping clients build short and long-term multi-channel campaigns to drive leads for their sales pipeline.
Shaivi Pinalkumar Dave is a book author and a women’s artistic gymnast.
Is your SQL Server running slow and you want to speed it up without sharing server credentials? In my Comprehensive Database Performance Health Check, we can work together remotely and resolve your biggest performance troublemakers in less than 4 hours.
Once you learn my business secrets, you will fix the majority of problems in the future.
Have you ever opened any PowerPoint deck when you face SQL Server Performance Tuning emergencies? SQL Server Performance Tuning Practical Workshop is my MOST popular training with no PowerPoint presentations and 100% practical demonstrations.
Essentially I share my business secrets to optimize SQL Server performance.



