Using CASE in ORDER BY to switch between ASC and DESC gives Error 156: Incorrect syntax near the keyword. I show two ways to write a dynamic case that works.
Planning a Move Off an Old SQL Server Version
Plan a move off an old SQL Server version with a complete inventory, compatibility testing, a supported target, and a dated exit plan.
SQL SERVER – SELECT 1 vs SELECT * – An Interesting Observation
SELECT 1 vs SELECT * inside IF EXISTS: I ran 4 tests and both gave the same result and the same execution plan cost. Can you find a case where they differ?
Templates and Snippets in SSMS
Templates and snippets in SSMS turn repeated SQL patterns into editable starting points while keeping environment assumptions visible.
SQL SERVER – 2005 – Licensing Model Compared to Other Database Products
How does the SQL Server 2005 Licensing Model compare with other database products? I share a chart and table showing it is feature rich and far cheaper.
SQL SERVER – Understanding Licensing Models
The licensing structure has evolved to reflect advances in technology and diverse use cases. Below are the primary licensing models available:
SQL SERVER – Find All The User Defined Functions (UDF) – Part 2
Madhivanan shared another way to find all the user defined functions in a database, using information_schema.routines. Here is his short script.
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