A client’s SQL Server 2008 R2 SP2 patch failed, and the setup logs showed Failed to connect to server, Error: 0x80070422. Here is how we traced and fixed it.
MySQL – ELT() and FILED() Functions to Extract Index Position From List
MySQL’s ELT() returns the value at a given index position in a list, and FIELD() does the reverse. Here is how both functions work, with simple examples.
“I Don’t Know” – DBAs Should Learn to Use This Phrase – Notes from the Field #119
In Notes from the Field #119, Mike Walsh explains one of the most important things DBAs should learn: how and when to say ‘I don’t know’.
SQLAuthority Banner Journey: Five Looks in Ten Years
The SQLAuthority banner journey, told by the banners themselves: the first banner of a blog called Journey to SQL Authority, a green one with an MVP badge, a blue one with a cloud, a poll winner, and the 2016 banner that is still at the top.
SQL SERVER – Extended Events to watch for using ColumnStore Index
Profiler can’t show how ColumnStore indexes work, so a DBA friend asked which extended events to watch. Here are my notes on the events worth tracking.
Interview Question of the Week #063 – How to Recompile Stored Procedure for Specific Table?
After a big data change in one table, we wanted fresh plans. Here is how to recompile stored procedure plans for a specific table, with a word of caution.





