I was planning to write something technical today but I realize that today is April 1st, and it is April Fool’s Day. When I used to be kid, I really enjoyed this day. There was innocent fun to play a small prank on friends. As I grew older it started to fade off. Since couple [...]
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SQLAuthority News – Today is First April – April Fool’s Day
Posted in PostADay, SQL, SQL Authority, SQL Humor, SQL Query, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, T SQL, Technology on April 1, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
SQL SERVER – 32 Bit – 64 Bit – HTML5 – Database Backup Restore
Posted in Pinal Dave, PostADay, SQL, SQL Authority, SQL Data Storage, SQL Humor, SQL Query, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, SQLServer, T SQL, Technology on March 27, 2011 | 9 Comments »
During TechEd India I was attending HTML5 session along with regular Database sessions. Couple of attendees were discussing database there and I find the incidence very interesting. Note: Please take the whole discussion keeping humor as primary. There is no incident to disrespect anybody. Attendee1: I wonder if this HTML5 works on 64-bit machine – [...]
SQL SERVER – A Funny Cartoon on Index
Posted in Pinal Dave, PostADay, SQL, SQL Authority, SQL Humor, SQL Index, SQL Query, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, T SQL, Technology on January 17, 2011 | 16 Comments »
Performance Tuning has been my favorite subject and I have done it for many years now. Today I will list one of the most common conversation about Index I have heard in my life. Every single time, I am at consultation for performance tuning I hear following conversation among various team members. I want to [...]
SQLAuthority News – MS Access Database is the Way to Go – April 1st Humor
Posted in Software Development, SQL, SQL Authority, SQL Humor, SQL Query, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, SQLAuthority News, T SQL, Technology, tagged MS ACCESS on April 1, 2010 | 3 Comments »
First of all, today is April 1- April Fool’s Day, so I have written this post for some light entertainment. My friend has just sent me an email about why a person should go for Access Database. For a short background, I used to be an MS Access user once (I will not call myself [...]
SQL SERVER – Comic Slow Query – SQL Joke
Posted in Pinal Dave, SQL, SQL Authority, SQL Humor, SQL Index, SQL Query, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, SQLAuthority Author Visit, SQLAuthority News, T SQL, Technology on October 13, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Community TechDays at Ahmedabad was a great successful event. In fact, this can be considered the biggest event held in Ahmedabad thus far along with the community. I have posted a detail report of the same at SQLAuthority News – Community TechDays in Ahmedabad – A Successful Event. After the event, I received many emails [...]
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Pinal Dave is a Microsoft Technology Evangelist (Database and BI). He has written over 2000 articles on the subject on his blog at http://blog.sqlauthority.com. Along with 8+ years of hands on experience he holds a Masters of Science degree and a number of certifications, including MCTS, MCDBA and MCAD (.NET). He is co-author of three SQL Server books - SQL Server Programming, SQL Wait Stats and SQL Server Interview Questions and Answers. Prior to joining Microsoft he was awarded Microsoft MVP award for three continuous years for his contribution in community.
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