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SQLAuthority News – Today is First April – April Fool’s Day

Posted in PostADay, SQL, SQL Authority, SQL Humor, SQL Query, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, T SQL, Technology on April 1, 2011 | Leave a Comment »

I was planning to write something technical today but I realize that today is April 1st, and it is April Fool’s Day. When I used to be kid, I really enjoyed this day. There was innocent fun to play a small prank on friends. As I grew older it started to fade off. Since couple [...]

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SQL SERVER – 32 Bit – 64 Bit – HTML5 – Database Backup Restore

Posted in Pinal Dave, PostADay, SQL, SQL Authority, SQL Data Storage, SQL Humor, SQL Query, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, SQLServer, T SQL, Technology on March 27, 2011 | 9 Comments »

During TechEd India I was attending HTML5 session along with regular Database sessions. Couple of attendees were discussing database there and I find the incidence very interesting. Note: Please take the whole discussion keeping humor as primary. There is no incident to disrespect anybody. Attendee1: I wonder if this HTML5 works on 64-bit machine – [...]

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SQL SERVER – A Funny Cartoon on Index

Posted in Pinal Dave, PostADay, SQL, SQL Authority, SQL Humor, SQL Index, SQL Query, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, T SQL, Technology on January 17, 2011 | 16 Comments »

Performance Tuning has been my favorite subject and I have done it for many years now. Today I will list one of the most common conversation about Index I have heard in my life. Every single time, I am at consultation for performance tuning I hear following conversation among various team members. I want to [...]

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SQLAuthority News – MS Access Database is the Way to Go – April 1st Humor

Posted in Software Development, SQL, SQL Authority, SQL Humor, SQL Query, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, SQLAuthority News, T SQL, Technology, tagged on April 1, 2010 | 3 Comments »

First of all, today is April 1- April Fool’s Day, so I have written this post for some light entertainment. My friend has just sent me an email about why a person should go for Access Database. For a short background, I used to be an MS Access user once (I will not call myself [...]

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SQL SERVER – Comic Slow Query – SQL Joke

Posted in Pinal Dave, SQL, SQL Authority, SQL Humor, SQL Index, SQL Query, SQL Server, SQL Tips and Tricks, SQLAuthority Author Visit, SQLAuthority News, T SQL, Technology on October 13, 2009 | 8 Comments »

Community TechDays at Ahmedabad was a great successful event. In fact, this can be considered the biggest event held in Ahmedabad thus far along with the community. I have posted a detail report of the same at SQLAuthority News – Community TechDays in Ahmedabad – A Successful Event. After the event, I received many emails [...]

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