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Community TechDays at Ahmedabad was a great successful event. In fact, this can be considered the biggest event held in Ahmedabad thus far along with the community. I have posted a detail report of the same at SQLAuthority News – Community TechDays in Ahmedabad – A Successful Event. After the event, I received many emails [...]

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Community Tech Days are here Tomorrow in Ahmedabad on Oct 3, 2009. I will be presenting the session ‘SQL Server 2008 – The Other Side of Index’. I will be available there whole day if you want to meet and discuss SQL. I will be starting my session with following cartoon. You will have to [...]

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I  received the following interesting images in email during the past 2 months. I think they are superbly hilarious! I received them from various people at different times, so their is unknown.
Let me know which of the following images you find the most interesting.

Hope you enjoyed watching them!
Reference : Pinal Dave (http://blog.SQLAuthority.com)

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What is Your Favorite Database?
I have been listening so many different answer to question of favorite database. I would like to know what is favorite database of SQLAuthority.com readers. I encourage all of you to participate in this poll. It is very quick poll and takes a second.
A gift of USB drive will be provided [...]

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I just received this image in email and I found it really funny. I do not know the source of the image or is it photoshopped. Thanks David Marsee for the image and email.

If you have something really funny like this, please send them to me. Please do not leave comment regarding grammatical mistake in [...]

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It has been long time since I wrote about SQL Humor. Following is the cartoon sent to me by many (more than 10 times) so far by many users. I did not publish it till now as it has been quite popular and I believed many people has already seen it. However, recently by one [...]

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Recently I came across two very interesting ‘objects’ of SQL Server 2008.
SQL Server 2008 High Resolution Wallpaper
SQL Server 2008 Screen Saver
Click Here to Download
Reference : Pinal Dave (http://blog.SQLAuthority.com)

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On September 20, 2008 was one of the best day so far for Ahmedabad SQL Server User Group Meeting. We had two very interesting sessions by two SQL Server MVPs. SQL Server MVP Jacob Sebastian had began the meeting with very interesting introduction note.
Along with many news Usergroup President Jacob Sebastian announced that SQL Server [...]

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My previous article about Bill Gates SQLAuthority News – Famous Quotes From Bill Gates got really lots of readers and got lots of request in email that I should have follow up article about other famous quotes from Bill Gates which are missing from original article. This blog is not about Quotes but SQL Server, [...]

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Bill Gates Quotes -

“Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose.”
“Until we’re educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.”
“If I’d had some set idea of a finish line, don’t you think I would have [...]

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