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	<title>Comments on: SQLAuthority News &#8211; SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh &#8211; Funny Quotes</title>
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	<description>Personal Notes of Pinal Dave</description>
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		<title>By: Ross</title>
		<link>http://blog.sqlauthority.com/2008/01/27/sqlauthority-news-sql-joke-sql-humor-sql-laugh-funny-quotes/#comment-41313</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Gates wants users of his software to know how the software works. Users of Bill Gates&#039; software want to know how to use it. Somehow, this distinction needs to be understood. In the meantime, Google is the best source of information regarding how to use Mr. Gates&#039; software.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bill Gates wants users of his software to know how the software works. Users of Bill Gates&#8217; software want to know how to use it. Somehow, this distinction needs to be understood. In the meantime, Google is the best source of information regarding how to use Mr. Gates&#8217; software.</p>
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		<title>By: Vince</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Vince]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If we can get management to understand the truth of this &quot;Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.&quot; then this world would be a much quicker place]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If we can get management to understand the truth of this &#8220;Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.&#8221; then this world would be a much quicker place</p>
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		<title>By: SQLAuthority News - SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh - Funny Microsoft Quotes Journey to SQL Authority with Pinal Dave</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SQLAuthority News - SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh - Funny Microsoft Quotes Journey to SQL Authority with Pinal Dave]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] 5, 2008 by pinaldave    I have received many emails that I should write more post like SQLAuthority News - SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh - Funny Quotes. If you want to read funny side of SQL and Technology you can surf my blog here SQL Humor. [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] 5, 2008 by pinaldave    I have received many emails that I should write more post like SQLAuthority News &#8211; SQL Joke, SQL Humor, SQL Laugh &#8211; Funny Quotes. If you want to read funny side of SQL and Technology you can surf my blog here SQL Humor. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Jerry Hung</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jerry Hung]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:28:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some are cute comments that gave me smirks

I like this one the best, I think
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some are cute comments that gave me smirks</p>
<p>I like this one the best, I think<br />
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.</p>
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		<title>By: Jeff Adams</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff Adams]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I loved this post!!! I like the quotes they are so true particularly the one about computers doing things that don&#039;t actually need to be done!!

Nice article.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I loved this post!!! I like the quotes they are so true particularly the one about computers doing things that don&#8217;t actually need to be done!!</p>
<p>Nice article.</p>
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