Following is the collection of some funny quotes regarding computers.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
E W Dijkstra.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
If you don’t know how to do something, you don’t know how to do it with a computer.
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
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