While searching WIKI I came across this oracle WIKI. I found this very funny. I have taken few quotes from this site. There are lot more stuff there.
The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA.
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
“Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.” — Edward V. Berard, “Life-Cycle Approaches”
“Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.”
Users don’t know what they really want, but they will know when they see it…
You can have it done FAST | \
You can have it done RIGHT | | — Pick any two
You can have it done CHEAP | /
Keep It Simple Stupid (KISS)
If you work on a program long enough, it will eventually send E-mail. (My friend though this was funniest!!!)